Human PetMAHG― Lamia Kneeling

Wants a collar, a 'sit', a treat, and the simple happiness of being kept.

Human Pet (MAHG) is one of the 16 SM Test types, on the M (bottom) side and in the Fantasy Romance group: someone who wants a collar, a 'sit', a treat, and the simple happiness of being kept. It can appear as an Outer face or an Inner face.

“...Will you pet me?”

Human Pet ― Lamia Kneeling (Outer face)
Outer face · MAHGHuman Pet ― Lamia Kneeling
Human Pet ― Lamia Kneeling (Inner face)
Inner face · MAHGHuman Pet ― Lamia Kneeling
Symbol
Lamia Kneeling Kneeling at her master's feet and gazing up, Lamia is the very picture of the Human Pet: devoted, adoring, and happy to belong to someone.
Turn-ons
A collar with a name tag, a leash, 'sit', 'stay' and 'come', head pats, treats as rewards, a cushion at someone's feet
Turn-offs
Being left alone, nights without hearing your name, training rules that change on a whim

Outer face

Human Pet as an Outer face

The Human Pet play style others see, like the lamia Kneeling

In front of others, this type is seen like Lamia kneeling and gazing up: open, affectionate, always somehow right by someone's side. Praise lights up their whole face, so people can't resist patting their head. In a scene, they settle at their partner's feet first and look up, waiting for the next word.

The Human Pet is a bottom who wants to be kept as a pet while staying human. A collar with a name tag, a leash, and a little walk around the living room. 'Sit,' 'stay' and 'come'; get it right and earn a head rub and a treat. At night, curl up on the cushion at the owner's feet. That wordless state of mind, often called pet space, is a deep and delicious calm. What lights them up isn't pain but the daily rhythm of training and spoiling. With an owner whose rules stay consistent, they grow more and more trusting. Affectionate and cuddly, they can get lonely fast when no one's paying attention. The secret to keeping this game sweet for years is loving pet time and still taking time to come back to being human.

Inner face

Human Pet as an Inner face

What people with Human Pet inside crave

When the Human Pet is your inner face, whatever you show the world, deep down you long to be kept. At the click of the collar buckle, you shed words and worries and become something that only needs to be loved. The instant a hand strokes your hair with 'Good pet,' your whole body melts.

The Human Pet's inner side craves an owner who says, plainly, 'You're mine.' Left alone, or not called by name, this type suddenly feels lost. Even a few minutes of eye contact and a head rub is enough to get them wagging again.

Appeal, and its flip side

Each appeal and weak spot are two sides of one kink

  • AppealTakes training to heart and genuinely enjoys the daily routine

    Flip sideGets lost under an owner whose rules are vague

  • AppealShows love directly, delighting in praise with the whole body

    Flip sideTends to bottle up loneliness when ignored

  • AppealCan let go of words and sink deep into pet space

    Flip sideWants to stay a pet so badly it puts off saying what a human needs to say

Matches and partners

Who Human Pet clicks with

Best matched with an owner who loves both training and spoiling. With a Doting Owner, the routine of rules and rewards clicks into an ideal pair, and a Tickle Torturer has sweet afternoons of rolling you over belly-up waiting for you. As a partner, loving and the kind of presence that brightens a room. Choose someone who cherishes both pet time and lover time.

Human Pet ― Lamia Kneeling (Outer face)
Outer face · Lamia Kneeling · MAHGHuman Pet ― Lamia Kneeling

In everyday life

When Human Pet leaks into daily life

In everyday life, this is the team's mood-maker, the one seniors and managers love to look after. They answer every request with an instant 'Yes!' and beam so openly at praise that people keep finding things to hand them. Slowly migrating to a desk near their favorite person is probably this type's habit.

Getting more out of it

Consent, safewords, aftercare, and the gap between faces

The trick to long, happy pet play is protecting both body and mind. Keep the collar loose enough for two fingers, clip the leash to a harness or wrist rather than the neck, and never pull on the throat. If you'll be on all fours for a while, wear knee pads. Besides a safe word, agree on a signal that works while you're wordless, such as a set sound or three taps on the floor. Afterward, have the collar taken off and your real name spoken, and spend some time coming back to being human together; that's your aftercare.

To connect your friendly outer face with the inner wish to be kept, own one token you can wear every day. A thin choker or a bracelet is fine; between the two of you it means 'still kept today.' You can wear your outer face and keep wagging on the inside.

Neighboring kinks

Four types one axis away

  • Doting Owner ― Lady Lilith SAHG

    The only difference is S or M: Human Pet leans Masochist (bottom), while Doting Owner leans Sadist (top). Read Doting Owner as the shape Human Pet takes when its Masochist (bottom) side loosens, and you may spot another kink of your own.

  • Foot Worshipper ― Woman Prostrate at His Feet MDHG

    The only difference is Turn-on: Human Pet leans Atmosphere (mind), while Foot Worshipper leans Direct (body). Read Foot Worshipper as the shape Human Pet takes when its Atmosphere (mind) side loosens, and you may spot another kink of your own.

  • Total Slave ― Devil Holding the Prayer Book MALG

    The only difference is Temperature: Human Pet leans Honey (sweet), while Total Slave leans Lash (cold). Read Total Slave as the shape Human Pet takes when its Honey (sweet) side loosens, and you may spot another kink of your own.

  • Exhibitionist ― The Witch in the Magic Circle MAHW

    The only difference is Pace: Human Pet leans Grooming (ritual), while Exhibitionist leans Wild (impulse). Read Exhibitionist as the shape Human Pet takes when its Grooming (ritual) side loosens, and you may spot another kink of your own.

Fellow Fantasy Romance

Atmosphere (mind) × Honey (sweet): Collars, edging and the blush of being watched, served sweet

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